Thursday, July 14, 2016

Change one letter movies

There is a thing that people do for fun known as "change one letter," wherein you change – or in my example, sometimes add – one letter to the title of a movie and make an entirely different movie out of it. For instance, Star Wars could become Stab Wars, a film about intergalactic knife fights...which Star Wars pretty much was anyway.
Here's a list of my favorites throughout time, with a short logline for each:

• Philadelphia Store – A wedding is put off over some great sales.
• Citizen Kale – An avid vegan chases the vegetable of his dreams.
• Prude of the Yankees – A baseball star is embarrassed in the locker room.
• Shant – A drifter cowboy-type simply won't.
• The Ton Commandments – God's very, very heavy laws.
• Cot on a Hot Tin Roof – There was no more room for it in the house.
• The Greatest Shoe on Earth – A Nike documentary.
• The Music Mane – The delightful prequel to 'Hair.'
• Raging Bill – They charged us how much for Perrier?
• Teams of Endearment – To win the title, they first needed to love one another.
• How the Rest Was Won – Finally have a use for that cot...
• Remains of the Pay – This is it after that raging bill...
• Laws – Just when you thought it was safe to go to court.
• Fanny Girl – Baby got back!
• The Bodfather –He'll show you abs you can't refuse.
• Good Wall Hunting – You think this is stable, chief?
• There Will Be Flood – Midwestern summer rains won't cease.
• Shaving Private Ryan – That beard doesn't meet Army regulations.

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